manquant d'intérêt
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there are always 3 types of sims gamers:
- benevolent god: okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you
- distant god: i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine
- loki: OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL
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im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
(via youtubeofficial)
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- my catch phrase: I'll do it later
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i can’t believe this is only the third lesson this job feels like it’s been going on for five decades or something
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*watermarks my nudes with your url so in that in case they leak I know who to blame*
(via kentuckyfriedchokehold)
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- Person: I like anime
- Others: Ew, I bet you like to look at men having sex with little boys and wish you were Japanese. YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE, WATCH REAL CARTOONS.
- Person: I like comic books
- Others: I am so fucking sick of all these fake comic book fans, you have no idea what it's really like to be a fan, fuck off back to your weeaboo anime
- Person: I like taking pictures, I'd like to be a photographer
- Others: Fuck you hipsters, you're not a photographer just because you took a black and white picture of your coffee
- Person: I like the opposite gender
- Others: Wow you are such a homophobe
- Person: I like the same gender
- Others: That is so fucking gross, it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
- Person: I like drawing
- Others: Draw me DRAW ME WHY CAN'T YOU DRAW ME? Jesus fuck I thought you said you could draw
- Person: I like singing
- Others: OMG I WANNA HEAR YOU SING ME SOMETHING RIGHT NOW oh you don't want to sing right now you must be a shitty singer then lol
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“Don’t worry about having a GOOD plan. Base A plan on your interests and amend it as necessary. Go to school for something. Don’t like it, change what you go to school for. Start a job. Don’t like it, look for other work you’ll like more. Nothing has to be concrete because NOTHING ever is concrete. Ask real estate brokers turned crab fisherman. They’re out there. Life is a fluid thing. Just remember: No needles; no babies; no jail. Everything else is just a chance to explore and figure out what works for you” — Patrick Kindlon (via gotitforcheap)(via forlovers)
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i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
(via capnamericrunch)
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